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Clock Demotivational Poster

THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...

TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm
Too true. Nicely done. 5


TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

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rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm

ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.


TAGS: clockwork orange
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - January 7, 2012, 1:37 pm
"Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!"
ICEMAN - January 7, 2012, 11:36 am
"No time for the ol' in-out love, I've just come to read the meter." 5


TAGS: alarm clock
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Ouch! See, I always just put my clock radio on the other side of the room. I have to get out of bed to turn it off, and by that time... well, I'm out of bed.
pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 1:38 pm
Can't remember the last time I woke up and got four pricks in my hand. Oh wait, I've said way too much. Oh well... I can delete this comment afterwards if I want to. Right?


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.

DEATHCLOCK MEETS FINAL FANTASY - you squeed like a little fan girl on the inside...

Best Of times -

TAGS: time best worst dali clock
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:20 pm
I must now admit....I....I love.....Dalis
Rick69 - February 20, 2016, 3:39 pm
Stunning composition & thought...

ALARM CLOCKS - making a-holes out of morning business men and school students since there invention

TAGS: alarmclocks morning
Rating: 2.86/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:59 am
My phone plays me a harp for my alarm. It's fairly gentle sounds; loud enough to wake me but not jarring enough to startle me. It came "free" (with my $300 phone, that is).
CloudchaserS - July 19, 2012, 9:59 am
Whoever invents and copyrights a tone for alarm clocks that isn't annoying will be rich beyond their wildest dreams. That is, if the government doesn't refuse the patent because they think it's too important for one man to control production

DETHKLOCK - The Metalocalypse has begun!

TAGS: dethklok metalocalypse deth klok clock death metal heavy band bands
Rating: 2.19/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:41 am
Okay! We now have Dethklock booked to perform in the gymnasium of the "Underdeveloped School for the Mentally Untalented"...how about they play right after nap time?
the dude - November 6, 2009, 1:09 am
thats awesome come get these dude to play at my school!

ALEXANDER DELARGE - Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well

TAGS: clockwork orange
Rating: 1.83/5

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Doc - October 3, 2008, 10:27 am
Cured? Oh I was cured all right, oh my brothers.
Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 9:09 pm
Food good? Try the wine...


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4.1/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.

KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE! - Hit the snooze button.

A CLOCKWORK COLONEL - Kick the shit out of that chicken while singing in the rain !


TAGS: clock time late
Rating: 4.09/5

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REALITY. - "Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them." ~ Dion Boucicault

MARGARITAVILLE - It's Five O'Clock Somewhere!

TAGS: margaritaville margarita fiveoclock
Rating: 3.36/5

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ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 7:55 pm
It's about 5:10 here. Drink up shriners!

OBSESSIONS - For When Your Wife Is Getting Laid By Someone Cool

TAGS: greybeard clock
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - October 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Imagine it, every hour, on the hour...
SweetChroi - October 14, 2009, 3:36 pm
holy shit theyre all on the same time!!!

Food For Thought -

TAGS: play on words clock time hunger food
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 12:14 am
Kinda showin' your sage there.
GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:58 pm
Well, lookit the thyme
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:18 pm
I'm honoured, thanks Old!
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:17 pm
Thanks there stranger, teehee.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 9:42 pm
Fived, Faved, and in my File of Demotivators for Classroom Use!
ughomer - January 31, 2014, 4:34 pm
Funny as "I'll Get Out."
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:30 pm
Thanks lg.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:30 pm
Aw crotchety you're too kind...you heavy handed so-and-so teehee.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:28 pm
Thanks Icon.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:27 pm
Well ghoul...I just logged into the site and boy are my arms tired...ba-da-boom, teehee.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:21 am

Took the time to LOL at this %Ls~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:54 am
Bravo, Priss, bravo. I've really got to . . . . 'hand' it to 'ya.
Iconoclast - January 31, 2014, 10:14 am
I love it. Original. 5 tick-tocks
falloutghoul - January 31, 2014, 9:35 am
Ba-Dum Tss!

Sacrifice -


TAGS: clock late hubby thanks verdeckt
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - February 14, 2012, 4:03 pm
nice... I have this pic saved from long time... once I was tempted to use it on Poster evolution thread.


TAGS: clockwork
Rating: 4.85/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 1:12 pm
I'd kill me droogs for her!
IllicoPresto - July 14, 2010, 7:54 pm
Oh, a real horrorshow devotchka, that one be.
Koradan - July 14, 2010, 12:02 pm
Going for the old in-out while listening to good old Ludwig Van.
whatukno - July 14, 2010, 2:55 am
and a bit of the old ultra-violence. :D
Derek - July 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
You can guess, and it's going to involve milk-plus :})



TAGS: time clock life
Rating: 4.58/5

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Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 4:35 pm
Oh, dear lord. That's the most motivational demotivational poster I've seen in a while! Excellent.

OVERCLOCKING - Cuz moar is MOAR!!!



TAGS: church clock watch boring
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm
In church, the never-ending story is the one that gets repeated. Over and over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2010, 9:10 pm
5L....words of wisdom.


TAGS: see the results on the 7 oclock news
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 7:31 pm
The long walk to the Chinese buffet begins here.

BIG BEN - Always moving his hands all over his massive clock.

TAGS: time clock ben big hands wth
Rating: 3.14/5

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Derek - October 23, 2009, 4:15 pm
Heheh, pun of the day :})

CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry

Novelty Alarm Clocks -

TAGS: alarm clocks novelty scare mornings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:31 am
Homemade is always better anyway. Would make nice Christmas gifts! Thanks OSA
OSA - November 4, 2013, 5:37 pm
Love the concept.!! I tried to import one into OZ a while back. Guess what happened ;-(

come rain or come shine -

TAGS: five o clock somewhere
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
Right, c-little.
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:24 pm
Haha that's great! He looks like he might be looking forward to the death part.

I Present to You -




TAGS: rock around the clock
Rating: 4.7/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:20 am
Only if you share with the rest of the class Mooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 1:13 am
But it's ok for me to stay with the solvents ....right?

Overclocking -



MORNING TIME ! - If Our Lives Went So Fast, Most Of Us Would Be Gone Now !

TAGS: clock
Rating: 4.29/5

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12 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE - Noon or Midnight, matters little.

LIFE'S A PARTY. - And When The Clock Strikes Midnight, Shots Will Be Had.

TAGS: doomsday clock
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 8:58 pm
I personally made it that dark for a reason.
GreyScorpion - March 13, 2010, 8:36 pm
it'd be a lot better if the text was easier to read
Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 8:12 pm
Personally, out of all the ones I have made, this is my favorite.

PROVERBS - Better Late Then Never.

TAGS: lets see who gets the joke march assignment proverbs clocks
Rating: 3/5

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phydeaux - March 4, 2010, 2:45 pm
The spelling nazi in me hates you...but I love the idea.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:19 pm
Did I get it?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:19 pm


TAGS: and then my alarm clock went off dammit
Rating: 2.93/5

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BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 6:40 pm
SURPRISE! Butt Secks..


CLOCK'S ARE SO YESTERDAY - I roll with my viking helmet

tick tick tick tick BOOM -

TAGS: august 17th calendar theme ye olde doomsday clock
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 17, 2017, 4:41 am
I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

Punk'd -

TAGS: motifaker concern3 tribute clockwork orange milk hormones estrogen prank
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2017, 12:15 pm
My pleasure :))
concern3 - January 27, 2017, 8:31 am
love it, UP yours, Thanks



TAGS: cat ahmed clock mit disappointment
Rating: 4.5/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:54 am
No, he wrote a microcontroller program to drive a digital clock I think. Which still isn't genius material. But he's a Muslim kid and so we have to give him a free ride now that we've thrown false accusations to make up for it or else it's racism, right?
Swampfox - September 26, 2015, 5:13 pm
Well, first you have to remove the case and spread out the internal parts.